This guy came a literal hair’s breadth away from getting one side of his face blown off in front of a huge American flag on camera after an objectively ridiculous comedy of errors on the part of the Secret Service and now Kamala Harris has deflated all of that with an appearance by Megan Thee Stallion. While I admit that Gaza is a parking lot no matter which one of them wins, I do admit that I’m stoked about whatever economic recovery Trump would bring and I’m 100% dubious about what Harris’ potential economic policy might turn out to be as soon as they announce it, I really don’t care which of these boobs haunts the Oval Office. It’s a cult of personality either way: MAGA vs. the first black woman presidential candidate.