April 02, 2020: It's Official!

The gender-reveal balloon has popped and the ox-blood colored confetti has confirmed—It’s a Book!

I just got the first copy of ‘The Grifter’s Bible’ in the mail after a few weeks of delay due to COVID-19-related havoc wrecked upon the supply chain. I’ve got to hand it to Amazon, it looks legit. I mean, it was my art and my formatting, not to mention the text, but for a relatively cheap price it’s outstanding quality.

Now if I can only figure out how to get someone to buy a copy.

But for tonight I think I will just glow.

—Ich Bin El Sh’booms, 04/02/2020, from inside the eye of the hurricane.